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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Why don’t people show patriot Donald Trump the respect he deserves? He’s successful in business, politics, and with the ladies.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Still no good

Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

How do introverts celebrate their birthday?

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Why is Prince Harry being fired by BetterUp CEO Alexi Robichaux, and what role did Marc Benioff’s decision to pull sponsorship play in this?

Nuts and Butts

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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