What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:56

No go.
Minds and Behinds
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Still no good
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
How do introverts celebrate their birthday?
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do men love to stink/being smelly?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...